I do research with mice in space!

President

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Public & Alumni Relations

L-O-L

Musical Director

She’s a Long Island native who definitely has an accent

He's a Long Island native but he swears he doesn't have an accent

Treasurer

I paused my game to be here

A blonde walks into a bar... ouch!

Operations Officer

For someone who claims to be an artist, she sure spends a lot of time NOT drawing!!

discussing Trisha's fit: "She looks like Morticia...Mortrisha"

Assistant President

“I don’t know, I never thought I’d get this far.” - Plankton

Assistant Musical Director

What's the point if there's no ice cream or dragons?

Assistant Treasurer

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong