Hi! I'm Janey! I'm from Alaska! I like cows!

President

My friend said to me "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't."

I’m an Aero Eng. Major from central Massachusetts. Questionable decisions I’ve made include learning to play Dwarf Fortress and plowing a virtual space station into the Moon.

I'm a Junior Materials Engineer originally from a small town in Connecticut. I'm a huge Philadelphia Eagles fan and am an RA here on campus.

Pitch

Someone I know recently combined maple syrup & buttered popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn't and they don't recommend anyone else try it either.

External Affairs

Now I think that going to the gym is the best drug. I go four times a week and it gives me the buzz I need.

Secretary

I'm a biomedical engineering major from NH. I have a kitten named Boo.

Warm-up Coordinator

Hey I'm Joe, your friendly neighborhood Dungeons and Dragons expert.

Director of Finance

Websters dictionary has no definition for Alex Maron because I'm one of a kind.

I don't go outside because the sun is a deadly laser.

My laptop stickers consist of one bee, six plants, and thirteen cats, and I think that sums me up pretty well.