"I'm not a native american"
-Dutch Chris 2008

"You need to squeeze your butt muscles"
-Noah 2007

"I would say that was awkward but I'm not normally very good at picking up social awkwardness"-Tom 2007

"Your legs are always so smooth"
-Ned to Kerry 2007

Lauren to Baby G: "I'm taking this so you're not distracted"
Baby G: "Ned distracts me"
-2007

"Wouldn’t it be weird if we were in another galaxy and looked at Orion from another angle… like up his ass”
-Kat 2006

“She was watching me very intently…  and I liked that”
-Tony 2006

“Did he say Testicle?  Well, at least we don’t have to ponder on a nickname”
-Tom 2006

“Wow! This cat is HOT!”
-Tom 2006

“I have this like, social aura”
-Al 2005

“Al, do you have a mop?”
-Dave to Al @ 4AM 2005

“You guys are acting like kids at ADD camp”
-Ned 2005

"You guys look like a bunch of boys at a high school dance"
-Ned 2005

“Maybe Ned is on Zoloft”
-Brian 2004

”Melinda! I heard you drink like a fish!”
-Sophie 2003

"Why are you so good?"
- Kristen to Michael 2001

"Michael, why are you so good?"
- Vivian to Michael, in Chicago 2001

"It flies so much better when you lick the tip."
-Ngaio, of the Rusty Pipes 2001

"Come on, Viv, put out!"
-Ned 2001

"The altos have to go down."
-Ned 2001

"The next time we go to Chicago , you're the one getting tied up."
-Michael to Jeff 2001

"He's a *beep*ing mollusk!"
-Jeff 2001

"Hey Michael...go get some."
-Jeff 2001

"Hi, my name is Jason, and up until ten minutes ago, I thought I'd been in a group like this before."
-Jason introduces himself 2001

"I think I just had a food orgasm...I need a cold shower."
-Christina, after eating one of those little orange thingies in Buffalo , 2001

"Yeah, we can pretend that I'm a guy."
-Michael, Feb. 2001

"Heads, Larry Flint, tails, Hugh Hefner."
-Kristen, March 16 (during Trival Pursuit, Black & Tan Tour, 2001)